okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”
You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
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"Are you serious right now, Dad?"
"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."
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